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Balatro Review – The Poker Roguelike You Will Not Stop Playing

By XiaoMeLee··6 min read
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Platform
PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, Android, iOS
Developer
LocalThunk (published by Playstack)
Genre
Roguelike deckbuilder
Price
Paid (one-time purchase)
Size
Small download

Some games grab you with huge open worlds or cinematic stories. Balatro grabs you with a deck of 52 playing cards, a funky soundtrack and a single question: how high can your score go? Made by a solo developer known as LocalThunk, it has become one of the most talked-about indie games of recent years, and after many late nights with it on both PC and phone, we understand why.

What is Balatro?

Balatro is a roguelike deckbuilder built around poker hands. You do not play against other players, and you do not bet anything. Instead, each round asks you to reach a target score, called a Blind, by playing poker hands from a standard deck. A Pair scores a little, a Flush scores more, and a Straight Flush scores a lot. Each hand has two numbers: Chips and Mult. Your final score is Chips multiplied by Mult, and that simple formula is where the madness begins.

It is worth saying clearly for Malaysian readers and parents: despite the casino look, there is no real-money gambling in Balatro. There is no betting, no wagers and nothing to buy inside the game. The poker theme is just the language the game uses for its puzzles.

How a run works

A run is split into Antes. Each Ante has three Blinds: a Small Blind, a Big Blind and a Boss Blind. Boss Blinds add nasty rules, such as debuffing every Heart in your deck or only allowing a single hand. You get a limited number of hands and discards each round, so you have to decide when to play a weaker hand now and when to dig for something better.

Beat Ante 8 and you win the run. After that, you can keep going in Endless mode to see how far your build can stretch before the numbers become impossible.

Jokers are the heart of the game

Between Blinds you visit a shop. This is where Balatro becomes special. The shop sells Jokers, and each Joker changes the rules in some way. One adds Mult every time you play a Pair. Another gives you money when you discard face cards. Some multiply your Mult for every card of a certain suit, and others grow stronger the longer you keep them.

You can only hold five Jokers at a time (unless you find ways to expand that), so every purchase is a decision. Do you keep the reliable Joker that has carried you this far, or gamble on a new one that could explode your score later? Finding a combination that suddenly takes your score from thousands into millions is one of the most satisfying feelings in modern gaming.

Planets, Tarots and Spectrals

The shop also sells consumable cards. Planet cards level up specific poker hands, so if your build revolves around Flushes, you can make every Flush worth far more. Tarot cards change the cards in your deck, for example turning cards into a single suit or adding bonus effects. Spectral cards are rare and powerful, often with a risky trade-off.

Vouchers are permanent upgrades for the current run, such as more hand size or cheaper rerolls in the shop. Together, these systems give you dozens of small levers to pull, and the best runs come from pulling them in the right order.

Decks and stakes

As you play, you unlock new decks with their own twists, such as extra discards or extra hands. Winning with a deck unlocks higher Stakes, which are harder difficulty levels with extra rules. This is where Balatro becomes genuinely tough. Early wins feel generous, but higher Stakes demand that you understand the economy and plan your build carefully.

Presentation

The pixel-art style looks like an old CRT screen, with cards that wobble and a background that swirls. The soundtrack is a hypnotic, jazzy loop that somehow never gets annoying. Everything about the presentation makes you want to play just one more hand.

Balatro on mobile

Balatro on Android and iOS is, in our opinion, the best way to play. Runs are easy to pause, the controls are simple taps and drags, and the game is light on battery. It is perfect for the LRT, a lunch break or the waiting room at the clinic. There are no ads and no extra purchases, which is rare in mobile gaming.

Where it falls short

Like every roguelike, luck plays a role. Sometimes the shop simply does not offer the Joker you need, and a strong run collapses at a Boss Blind. Higher Stakes can feel brutal, and new players may hit a wall once the early unlocks are done. We also have to warn you that this game is dangerously addictive. “One more run” can very easily become two hours.

Tips for beginners

  • Focus on one or two hand types instead of trying to do everything
  • Do not spend all your money; interest rewards saving
  • Mult Jokers early, multipliers later
  • Read Boss Blind rules before you play your first hand
  • Experiment with different decks once they unlock

Who should play it?

Balatro is for anyone who enjoys puzzles, card games or numbers going up. You do not need to know poker; the game shows you which hands are possible. If you like games such as Slay the Spire, it is an instant recommendation. If you just want a smart game for your phone with no ads, it is equally easy to recommend.

Frequently asked questions

Is Balatro gambling? No. There is no betting or real money involved. It only uses poker hands for scoring.

How long is a run? Most runs take 30 to 60 minutes, and you can save and stop at any time.

Which platform is best? All versions are good, but mobile is the most convenient for short sessions.

Verdict

Balatro takes something everyone recognises, a deck of cards, and turns it into one of the smartest and most addictive games we have played. It is cheap, light, deep and packed with surprises. Whether you play on PC, console or phone, it deserves a place in your library.

9.2 Outstanding

The Verdict

A brilliant, endlessly replayable deckbuilder that turns simple poker hands into wild score-chasing puzzles. One of the best value games you can buy.

What we liked

  • Easy to learn, very hard to master
  • Huge variety of Jokers and combos
  • Runs perfectly on phones and old PCs
  • No ads, no microtransactions

What could be better

  • Luck can end a strong run suddenly
  • Late-game stakes get punishing
  • The 'one more run' habit is real